Did I fail on my first date?

Did I fail? It was my first date with this girl last night and I was nervous. I had no reason to be, but for some reason I was. My hands were shaking, my palms were sweating, my stomach was boiling, and I felt nauseous. Perhaps she was too because when she got out of my car she knocked her head on the door frame. Instead of feeling sympathetic, I made a goofy laugh sounding just like Goofy himself. I guess it was a bad start for the both of us, but it only got worse on my part. We ate a restaurant and once we took our seats I kept my head down the whole time. I honestly didn't have the balls to look her in the eyes when she spoke to me. After about 30 minutes I felt stupid so I pulled out my cell and pretended like I was texting. I was hoping she'd think I was busy, so to make myself feel important, when she spoke to me I replied carelessly with, "yeah's and that's cool". I hadn't ate all day and she wondered why I was picking at my food. I didn't want to say my stomach was boiling so instead I said, "I ate before we came". I looked up and her facial expression was calling me a jerk. I said aggressively, "I'm the one paying for this". She didn't say anything and I felt regretful. After we finished eating dinner it got quietly awkward. I saw the waitress walk by so I said, "Can I get a refill please?" Then, instead of letting her take my glass I quickly raised it and accidentally tipped over my date's glass. Soda spilled all over her and I shouted, "Check please!" I told my date I would be right back because I forgot my wallet in the car. My wallet was actually in my pocket. I could no longer face what happened back there so I got into my car and drove home leaving her. ******* humiliating.